Want want want want want.
i need this beautiful woman in my home
for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.
how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said ‘shut up!’ Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL’S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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This made me want to cry.
TT: Oh shi-
AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to your plush posterior mounds.
ONE…TWO… Condy is coming for you
THREE… FOUR… Can’t barricade your door
FIVE… SIX… Going to kill the Prince
SEVEN… EIGHT… It’s too late-
TT: I survived again.
THE SEXY IS TOO MUCH
I feel like absolute shit because I had to save my money to move somewhere with a friend only to have them cancel on me and they money i had saved would have gotten me in but oh well i’m quiting tumblr for a few weeks so this all leaves my dashboard before i return..
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My mum and dad are going to scotland, ireland, england, america, egypt and france and they are taking all that i write down with them so your url could be anywhere!
writing down all urls in 1 hour so get reblogging!
It’s going until the 4th. My brother is going so he can take more!
Haha guysss! I’m still doing all no matter how many!
24 hours left!